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Change Machine That Only Accepts $20’s Brings Person Closest They’ll Ever Get to Realizing Scrooge McDuck Fantasy

Krissy Howard • November 1, 2021

JOHNSON CITY, N.Y. — Local clothes launderer Dee Chanthavong nearly realized his lifelong fantasy of diving headfirst into a pile…

Scrooge McDuck Has No Fucking Idea Where to Swim After Converting His Wealth to Bitcoin

John Sevigne • June 10, 2021

DUCKBURG, Calisota — Multi-billionaire businessfowl Scrooge McDuck is questioning his decision to convert his wealth to cryptocurrency after realizing he…