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So a Part of Your Ass Just Touched the Dive Bar Toilet Seat—Here’s How To Make the Most of the Next Five Minutes Before It Falls Off

Jordan Liffengren • November 13, 2024

Well, it looks like your worst fear has been realized: a portion of your bare ass has just grazed the…

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Bag of Baby Spinach in Punk House Fridge Slowly Realizes It’s Going to Fucking Die in Here

Colleen Nerney • April 6, 2022

BUFFALO, N.Y. — A bag of baby spinach sitting untouched in a local fridge is currently coming to the inevitable…

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30-Year-Old Found Dead After Standing up Too Fast

Josh Klasco • March 5, 2021

DENVER — Local man Matti Mukdam was found dead in his apartment last week, one day after his 30th birthday,…