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Undateable, Pathetic Loser Only Looking to Buy One Ticket to Riot Fest

Steven Kowalski • August 14, 2015

CHICAGO - Local man Skip Klinger, described by acquaintances as a undateable, pathetic loser, is reportedly in need of…

Man With No Money, Venue, Contacts, or Motivation Feels He Could Make a Better Riot Fest Lineup

The Hard Times Staff • July 2, 2015

DENVER - Unemployed internet commenter, Shane Clifford, 33, feels that despite the fact he has no money, access to venues,…