All the Guys at This Bar Are Trying to Pick Me up but It’s Because I’m Lying on the Floor All the Guys at This Bar Are Trying to Pick Me up but It’s Because I’m Lying on the Floor By Courtney Paige Barnett I am fall-down drunk right now. For real. I have literally fallen down and I am presently lying on the floor of this bar. But…
I’m Going on Tour Specifically to Tell Girls in Other Cities That I’m on Tour I’m Going on Tour Specifically to Tell Girls in Other Cities That I’m on Tour By Rick Homuth The two weeks I spent filling in on guitar for Nastoids in 2007 were the best days of my life. They were filled with rad…