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Battle Vest Passes “Drunk Old Metalhead Guy Outside of Venue” Inspection

Chris Bowen • July 22, 2025

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local show attendee Alicia Zewbrowski appeared to have narrowly passed a visual inspection of her battle vest…

Affordable Date Night: Anthony Kiedis Gets Senior Discount While Girlfriend Orders off Kids Menu

Chris Bratton • September 22, 2024

LOS ANGELES — Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis was seen enjoying dinner at a local Denny’s with his…

Guitar Center Employee With Tiny Ponytail Demoted to Lighting Department

The Hard Times Staff • July 27, 2023

CLACKAMAS, Ore. — Local Guitar Center employee Teddy Burns was informed he would be relegated to the store’s desolate lighting…