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Busker’s Beautiful Rendition of “Yesterday” Really Brought Down by Nearby Public Masturbator

Tim Sheard • July 29, 2025

BUFFALO, N.Y. — A stunning rendition of The Beatles’ 1965 hit “Yesterday” by busker Alan Wentzel was completely overshadowed by…

Pervert Masturbating in Zine Library Inadvertently Develops Interest in Fourth Wave Feminism, Bike Repair

Tim Graham • March 28, 2025

AMHERST, Mass. — Serial public masturbator Aaron Goddard received an unexpected education in progressive politics when he wandered into a…