linguistics Archives

Report: Nation Deeply Divided on Correct Spelling of “Chode”

Mike Maher • May 21, 2025

WASHINGTON — A new report revealed that among the many issues currently dividing Americans, none is more divisive than how…

Crust Punk Tribe Has 19 Words for “Broke”

Tim Graham • November 15, 2024

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — The group of gutter punks that loiters near 5th and Huron employs many invented terms for…

Juggalo Scientists Confirm “Whoop Whoop” Means Both “Hello,” “Goodbye,” and “Show Me Your Butthole”

Doug Kolic • May 27, 2023

DELRAY, Mich. — Leading Juggalo scientists confirmed fascinating new research which indicates that “whoop whoop” has numerous meanings including “hello,”…