LOS ANGELES — Literary agent and frequent binge drinker Lana Delano has no idea that despite her protests, California’s statewide 2 a.m. last call is…
All the Guys at This Bar Are Trying to Pick Me up but It’s Because I’m Lying on the Floor
By Courtney Paige Barnett
I am fall-down drunk right now. For real. I have literally fallen down and I am presently lying on the floor of this bar. But…