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Rebellious Bartender Only Plays “Closing Time” at Opening

Mimi Kenny • April 24, 2025

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — Rebellious bartender Shae Ruggeri insisted on playing Semisonic’s signature song “Closing Time” exclusively at the start of…

“I Wish Bars Here Were Open til 4 a.m.” Says Woman Unaware 2 a.m. Last Call Only Reason She’s Alive

John Danek • February 25, 2022

LOS ANGELES — Literary agent and frequent binge drinker Lana Delano has no idea that despite her protests, California’s statewide…

All the Guys at This Bar Are Trying to Pick Me up but It’s Because I’m Lying on the Floor

Courtney Paige Barnett • February 10, 2018

I am fall-down drunk right now. For real. I have literally fallen down and I am presently lying on the…