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New York Mayor Eric Adams Excited to Give Diddy A Second Key to City That Actually Opens Most Hotel Room Doors

The Hard Times Staff • July 2, 2025

NEW YORK — New York Mayor Eric Adams announced he plans to give Sean "Diddy" Combs a second key to…

Roommate Leaving Punk House Ceremoniously Passes Down Key For Stealing Toilet Paper From Wendy’s

Chester Stillwater • October 3, 2022

WHEELING, W. VA — Aging punk roommate Dennis “Onion” Wilkins ritualistically bequeathed the key that allows them to steal toilet…

Key Component of Gameplay Discovered Most of the Way Through Playthrough

Mark Roebuck • September 2, 2020

DALLAS — Griffin Ross, 35, was most of the way through a first time playthrough of a game when he…

Apparently the Only Way to Get a ‘Valorant’ Key Now Is to Click On This Article

Kevin Flynn • May 10, 2020

LOS ANGELES — In a totally surprising turn of events that we’re just as surprised about as you are, Riot…