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Clown From Slipknot Makes New Year’s Resolution to Hit a Beer Keg With His Baseball Bat at Least 50 Times a Day

Steve Packosky • December 31, 2024

DES MOINES, Iowa — Slipknot percussionist Shawn “Clown” Crahan reportedly resolved to hit a beer keg with his baseball bat…

I’m the Guy Who Poisoned the Beer Supply on the “Art of Partying” Album Cover. It’s Time to Come Clean About My Actions

Steve Packosky • November 2, 2024

When you think about it, life is just a series of decisions. Most of them are completely banal and easily…

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Roommate Insisting on Wearing Leprechaun Costume to Drink Alone in Room

Nathan Kamal • March 17, 2021

CHICAGO — Local man Shaun Clemens is reportedly planning to spend St. Patrick’s Day in his usual leprechaun costume, drinking…

Attempt to Sneak Keg Into Show Not Going Well

Patrick Crooks • October 11, 2019

PITTSBURGH — Local man Kevin Cole and his friends failed again moments ago attempting to sneak a keg into a…