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Uh Oh: I Took 500MG of DMT and Even the Intergalactic Elves Just Told Me To Get a Job

Malia Simon • July 8, 2024

Bad news, folks. This weekend I went on one of my journeys into the spiritual realm to convene with the…

Opinion: Some of These Elves Should Be Black, but Not Too Many, Actually, Wait

KC Phillips • December 21, 2019

Ol’ St. Nicholas is right around the corner, coming to spread his good cheer across the planet. In his workshop…