Christmas Lights Tag Archives

Opinion: Fuck You, You Absolute Fucker — Guest Opinion by Your Dad Trying to Hang Icicle Christmas Lights

Ryan Dondero • December 9, 2025

Alright, you fucking shitheads. You pieces of fucking garbage shit-fuck. You absolutely diabolical, fermented excuse for human shit-fuck excrement. Christ…

Opening Band Blows Audience Away With Half-Working Christmas Lights Draped Over Drum Set

Dave McNamara • June 17, 2022

WORCESTER, Mass. – Local shoegaze band Snooze Pedal thrilled audience members by using half a string of Dollar General Christmas…

We Used a Ouija Board to Ask Joey Ramone to Rank His Albums (But He Just Wanted to Talk About Christmas in the ’70s)

Jeremy Hammond • December 24, 2016

You guys – this has been an insane day here at Hard Style! We saw one of those articles where…