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Democrats in Disarray After President Trump Tweets That US Constitution Isn’t Canon

Neil Floyd • January 27, 2019

WASHINGTON — The newly-emboldened Democratic Party is in disarray today after President Trump announced on social media that the United…

Star Wars Themed Wedding Not Following Canon

Louie Aronowitz • November 21, 2017

SCARSDALE, N.Y. — Guests in attendance at Dan and Beth Miller’s Star Wars themed wedding were outraged to find it…

Sonic the Hedgehog Visits Sick DeviantArt User for Make-A-Wish to Tell Him His OC is Canon

Jay Petrequin • September 17, 2017

OSWEGO, N.Y. — Sonic the Hedgehog honored the Make-A-Wish request of 13-year-old DeviantArt regular Jake Applebaum, declaring his self-created character…