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Mark Roebuck • December 31, 2018

EL PASO, Texas — Baby New Year, the mythical personification of hope and change, was detained at the Mexican/American border…

Rob Steinberg • December 31, 2017

EARTH, Milky Way Galaxy — 2017 announced its resignation as our current year earlier today amidst numerous allegations of gross…