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Small Town Takes Pride in Band That Moved Out of There the Second They Got Successful
FITCHBURG, Ariz. — A small town took extreme pride in the success of local band Okay Jerry despite the group high-tailing it out of there the minute they had the opportunity to, sources confirmed. “We love Okay Jerry! They are…
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Grindcore Guitarist's Wife Wishes He'd Not Spend Entirety of Her C-Section Taking Pictures For Band's Next Album Cover
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Black Metal Musician Pledges Soul to Jesus Christ To Get Better at Guitar
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Steven Tyler Accidentally Cast in ‘The Muppet Show’ Revival
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