With so many people openly talking about their struggles with mental health, it can be hard to stand out from the pack. You’re spiraling but…
LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Local man Gregory Cross had a distinct mullet that either made him seem like the most racist person at the bar…
Yo dawg, what’s the 411 with the shorties these days? I was just rolling with the homies and spittin’ mad ‘90s slang and these Gen-Z…
SESAME STREET — The owner of used record store Mono Mono (Doot-Doo DooDooDoo) rejected a large clutch of records from longtime Street resident Cookie Monster…
Carl Weathers, actor, professional football player, and the only subject I could talk to my father about for more than fifteen seconds without trying to…
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. — Punxsutawney Phil, he world’s most famous groundhog, admitted he did not see his shadow which is expected to usher in early spring,…
LOS ANGELES — Lucy Dacus, Phoebe Bridgers, and Julien Baker announced boygenius will be taking a hiatus after they realized that they can no longer…
Boygenius appear to have ‘confirmed’ that they are going on hiatus, at least that appears to be the case if you believe X/Twitter witness statements…
Booze Cruise has confirmed the lineup for the final (ever?) edition of the festival, which is set to take place May 31-June 2 in Hamburg,…
Our Uncle Hewlit was never the brightest bulb in the box. He’s the sort of guy who is highly susceptible to conspiracy theories like QAnon,…
New punk band Purest Form has confirmed that they will be releasing their Debut EP after forming back in 2023. The three-piece consists of Story…
WASHINGTON — The world-renowned Smithsonian Institute announced the giant rear-end props used by Sir Mix-a-Lot in the famous “Baby Got Back” music video came into…
I’d never considered myself a hero until I was staring down the prison industrial complex and made the law relent, all it took was unwavering…
PALO ALTO, Calif. — A hot new startup company just launched a revolutionary weather app for aging punks that lets you know if it’s cold…
PORTLAND, Ore. —Sneakerheads around the country are celebrating after Adidas announced that they’ll be liquidating their stocks of remaining Yeezy shoes to make room for…