PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. — Punxsutawney Phil, he world’s most famous groundhog, admitted he did not see his shadow which is expected to usher in early spring,…
LOS ANGELES — Lucy Dacus, Phoebe Bridgers, and Julien Baker announced boygenius will be taking a hiatus after they realized that they can no longer…
Boygenius appear to have ‘confirmed’ that they are going on hiatus, at least that appears to be the case if you believe X/Twitter witness statements…
Booze Cruise has confirmed the lineup for the final (ever?) edition of the festival, which is set to take place May 31-June 2 in Hamburg,…
Our Uncle Hewlit was never the brightest bulb in the box. He’s the sort of guy who is highly susceptible to conspiracy theories like QAnon,…
New punk band Purest Form has confirmed that they will be releasing their Debut EP after forming back in 2023. The three-piece consists of Story…
WASHINGTON — The world-renowned Smithsonian Institute announced the giant rear-end props used by Sir Mix-a-Lot in the famous “Baby Got Back” music video came into…
I’d never considered myself a hero until I was staring down the prison industrial complex and made the law relent, all it took was unwavering…
PALO ALTO, Calif. — A hot new startup company just launched a revolutionary weather app for aging punks that lets you know if it’s cold…
PORTLAND, Ore. —Sneakerheads around the country are celebrating after Adidas announced that they’ll be liquidating their stocks of remaining Yeezy shoes to make room for…
We are well into winter. It is cold. It is gray. So it goes. The one good thing about winter is that it gives you…
Back in the ‘80s and early ‘90s, Morbid Angel graced us with the perfect mix of maddening thrash, guttural vocals, and Florida madness necessary to…
Lana Del Rey has confirmed that her next release will be in the Country music genre, with the new LP titled ‘Lasso.’ The ‘Video Games’…
So you sold out and got yourself a little corporate job selling insurance. Congrats! However, in order to sell insurance and actually support yourself with…
MORGANTOWN, W. Va. — Local dad and all-around asshole Bert Smilovic failed to understand criticism of his storytelling techniques which involve reducing all people to…