NEW YORK — Local dominatrix Angela Jones is parading her sub around while he wears her Doc Martens in order to break in the notoriously difficult leather boots, stunned but impressed onlookers report.
“My sub Mark and I have been in a slump lately. I mean, you can only make someone clean your toilet with their head so many times before it gets old. The other day I took a walk to clear my head and I didn’t get more than half a block before my ankles started chafing, and that’s when I realized my new platform Docs would be better broken in by feet more deserving of punishment,” said Jones while threateningly caressing a riding crop. “I’ve been making him break in all my boots now. It’s really taken our relationship to the next level, but more importantly, I need those puppies comfortable enough in time for the Ultra Music Festival.”
Mark Larsson was more than willing to make life easier for his mistress at the expense of his own physical well being.
“I’d do anything for her, mostly because I get off on it. Granted, she has a pair to match each of her latex outfits, so I have a lot of work ahead of me. But I could not be happier to cram my feet into heeled boots that are three sizes too small. It builds character and strengthens our bond,” said Larsson as he changed his bandages. “People ask me why I do it, and I just smile and tell them it’s because I’m a little bitch boy who constantly disappoints his mistress. This still beats the time she made me be a human table for three days straight, though.”
Designers at Dr. Martens were surprised to hear that it took this long to discover the best method of wearing their boots.
“We’ve always felt those grueling first few weeks of wearing our products has been the price of admission for being in the alternative scene. But frankly, the concept of having someone break in a stiff pair of 1460’s for you is probably the most ideal way to do it,” said Creative Director Cynthia Perkins. “In fact, there’s a whole gig economy on Craigslist full of people who’ll wear our shoes for a few bucks a week to get them nice and soft. If they also get some kind of sexual gratification out of it, then why not smack two asses with one paddle?”
As of press time, Jones was seen making Larsson wear a second pair on his hands and walking him by a leash on all fours in order to speed up productivity.