Mark Roebuck
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Controversial gaming auteur David Cage has announced a release date for his latest title, “Detroit: Become Human,” a highly anticipated…
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Greg Parker
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Hello. I’m Greg Parker, eSports legend and streaming megastar (despite what you may have heard, my lawyer says I will…
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M.J. Amory
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BALTIMORE — After not seeing a single player for the first twenty minutes of a Fortnite match, thereby making it…
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DETROIT — Gamer Harold Bunda wasted over an hour of his life pursuing what appeared to be an accessible area…
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Mo Mozuch
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All great scientists are called maniacs in their time, and I am no exception. Is it “crazy” to conduct your…
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INDIANAPOLIS – Local girlfriend Stacey Hopkins, currently sitting on the edge of the couch while her boyfriend plays Battlefront II, has…
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Adam Martin
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — A local burglar, after stealing hundreds of dollars worth of assorted pieces of technology, specifically decided not…
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Charles E.P. Murphy
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A new study on wage distributions in Mushroom Kingdom by University of Toad Town has found the…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster…
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Luke Woodward
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today via press release the acquisition of the Cooking Mama franchise with the goal to…
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