Bailey Hull
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LAUSANNE, Switzerland — The International Olympic Committee announced this morning that the Executive Board had officially approved the 200m Naruto…
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Ben Collins
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — An online tutorial for a Cooking Mama: Cook Off level players often find themselves stuck on begins…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — With murder mystery Knives Out, Rian Johnson appears to have finally rebounded from making the highest grossing…
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Kevin Flynn
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — With a visibly pained expression on his face and his body seemingly on the verge of collapse,…
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Mark Roebuck
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CAPITOL CITY — Entomologist Steve Gilchrist, an employee of the Hillcliff Corporation, recently made what he assumed to be his…
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Collin Brown
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NORTH POLE — As Christmas nears, Santa’s elves and their families are starting to feel the effects of the modern…
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Joe Tilleli
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REYKJAVÍK, Iceland — Two Americans vacationing in Iceland faced a devastating letdown upon discovering the Northern Lights skybox failed to…
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Owen Crowlie
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LONDON — A recent Pottermore update will now require users to upload pictures of their genitals in order to confirm…
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Tyler Simpson
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WASHINGTON — Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and President Donald Trump began the impeachment process this week by standing…
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Matt Shore
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LUBBOCK, Texas — Local philanthropist and call center operator Ben Walter nobly decided that the whole time he’d been sitting…
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