OPINION: It’s Called a Die
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Hey wait a minute, why is this labelled as an opinion piece? It absolutely is called a die. This is…
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Woman Starting to Warm Up to Man Who Brings Her Two Bars of Solid Gold Every Week
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STARDEW VALLEY — Local resident and gadget builder Maru has reportedly begun to feel a new sense of intimacy toward…
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Gentrification Pushes PS3 Out of Power Strip
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CHAMPAIGN, Ill. — A local power strip became a victim of gentrification when a longtime resident PS3 was forced out…
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Gamer Mystified by Tinder’s Lack of Dialogue Options
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SAN PEDRO, Calif. — Complaining that the app advertised an intricate choice-based system promising branching plotlines depending on the player’s…
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Anime Fan Considering Naming Corgi Ein
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SEATTLE — In a late-night revelation, local anime fan Jason Meyers reportedly decided to subtly let people know he is…
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BioWare Reveals Cryptic Timer to Tease Employee Layoffs
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EDMONTON, Alberta — BioWare revealed today that a mysterious countdown image which has adorned its website for the past week…
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‘The Onion’ Apparently Thinks Video Games Are a Joke
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Today, satirical news website The Onion launched a new section, Onion Gamers Network, in a sick attempt to turn our…
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Washed Up Duke Nukem Creates Account on Cameo
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LOS ANGELES — Eight years since his last high profile release, aging action star Duke Nukem has reportedly created an…
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Teen Shipping Her Divorced Parents
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OKEMOS, Mich. — Sources report that Joanna Nowak, 13, has been playfully daydreaming about what might happen if there were…
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‘Nah Nah Nah Boo Boo I’m Invincible’ Claims Child on Playground After Abusing I-Frames From Dodge Rolling to Cut Line at Recess
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LEVITTOWN, Pa. — Local nine-year-old Eddie Honda allegedly jumped from second-to-last to the very front of the recess line yesterday…
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