Yesterday, the White House confirmed its 30th strike on alleged Venezuelan drug boats, this time claiming to have struck a port facility, marking the first land attack in the escalating conflict. Trump, who maintains the attacks are targeting illegal drug shipment operations, offering such damnign evidence as “Trust us,” and “Shut the fuck up and trust us,” boasts the port facility drone strike as a huge victory. Many experts, however, are less enthusiastic about the situation. According to a major independent think tank, even if the Venezuelan targets are a confirmed drug trafficking operation (they are not), and even if the legality of the strikes holds water (it doesn’t), Trump is still a massive pedophile and confirmed rapist.
Here’s what we know:
Bombing foreign boats with no confirmed evidence of wrongdoing does not un-fuck children
Every known analysis shows that the number of minors you have had sex with does not decrease, no matter how many drone strikes you carry out. At the end of the day, it’s not about how many boats you have blown up; it’s about the fact that you have definitely had sex with children. Even the MQ-9 Reaper, a state-of-the-art hexacopter touting a massive payload and long-duration surveillance capability, lacks the technology to undo any child fucking the President may have, and in fact did participate in.
A regime change in Venezuela will not erase Trump’s relationship with sex trafficker Jefferey Epstein
It’s an open secret that Trump’s real goal here is to oust Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, a known dictator who just so happens to be sitting on some significant oil and rare earth mineral reserves. It is, however, also an open secret that Donald Trump bonded with Jefferey Epstein over their shared love of coercing sex from women under the age of 18. Trump himself has called this a “Wonderful secret.”
It is unlikely that the Epstein files were heavily redacted in order to stop the flow of fentanyl to the U.S. or bring democracy to Venezuela
What is far more likely, according to experts, is that the files have been redacted in order to reduce the amount of evidence that the President of the United States and many of his powerful associates were once involved in an illegal pedophile sex ring.
The President boasted, under oath, that one of his victims enjoyed being raped
According to geo-political experts, that’s a thing that happened, there’s video, we’ve all seen it, he said that and he’s the president, and that’s the reality we wake up to each and every goddamn day.
