Hello engaged readers! I’m your new social media manager at Hard Style, Marcus E. Mark. I’ll be bringing my social media skills to the Hard Times team to turn this sinking ship around.
I come from that same underground world of concerts that you all do — I was the bass player of Hatebreed before they were a band. I’m friends with those guys, the Pixies, everyone. I can also name other bands if called upon to do so, no problem. Plus I have experience in the social media field — I was head moderator of Post Malone’s dog’s instagram. Follow us at @Josie_the_shortybull.
Hard Times editors don’t know the first thing about how algorithms work or what they want. But I do. I was the brains behind the explosive growth of Post Malone’s Dog’s Instagram. Follow us at @Josie_the_shortybull. I’m like Neo, watching the facebook in code and deploying my agents to deliver red pills of brand engagement.
Maybe you think that I can’t handle an audience this big, but I’ve worked with Wendy’s Twitter, KFC’s Pintrest, and Arby’s Drive-Thru. I’ve engaged, and been engaged by, several brands, celebrities, and lawyers. I know my stuff. And if I do my job right, you’ll be so engaged you won’t even notice I’m here.
I got my job at Hard Times like most people get their jobs: I nailed the interview I got after a tweet I wrote about eating ass went viral. And now that I know how to tag people? I’ll be unstoppable.
Remember when KFC’s twitter followed only 6 guys named Herb and The Spice Girls? Well it was really successful so we’re going to do that to! More on that #later.
Let’s see fuckJerry try to steal the memes I stole from TheFatJew now!
I’m going to bring Hard Time’s social media presence into 2018. These guys don’t even have a Vine yet. But that’s fine, Lil Uzi Vert liked my picture on Twitter, and not everyone else has that experience.
But honestly if all this shit doesn’t work I’m just going to work at my dad’s car dealership.
Stay tuned for more content on Hard Style’s Facebook page (verification pending).
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