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Zack Ruskin

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I’m No National Security Expert, but I Say We Give Harrison Ford a Plane and See What Happens

July 18, 2017

Let's face it: the terrorists are winning. Every time I open Twitter or refresh my inbox, there seems to be…

How I Turned the News About Police Shooting Unarmed Minorities into an Unsuccessful Petition for a Black Spider-Man Movie

June 14, 2017

Look, I’m just a normal person. Believe it or not, not all heroes wear capes. While I do own several…

Future Green Day Concept Album Sworn Into Office

January 19, 2017

WASHINGTON – The 45th President of the United States and subject of a Green Day concept album already being written…