Trevor Graham, Author at HARDTIMES

September 14, 2024

RICHMOND, Va. — Members of a new unnamed metal band were forced to watch every episode of the Amazon Prime…

September 11, 2024

LOS ANGELES — A mosquito that landed on the arm of NOFX frontman Fat Mike and sucked his blood says…

September 4, 2024

The world of “The Matrix” is a confusing apocalyptic hellscape built on technology inhabited by weirdos in cringey sunglasses who…

August 21, 2024

Oh man, this is so embarrassing. Everyone in this movie that I’m watching from 2012 has these stupid-looking phones. What…

August 14, 2024

The hardcore scene that emerged out of DC in the ‘80s was not exactly what you would call fun. Fugazi,…

August 12, 2024

WASHINGTON — Presumptive Democratic nominee Kamala Harris attempted to boost her perception as a “cool aunt” by announcing that if…

July 29, 2024

PARIS — The Olympic men’s street skateboarding final was interrupted mid-competition by a visibly flustered woman who said the sounds…

July 19, 2024

SEATTLE — Microsoft officials revealed the global internet outage affecting airlines and critical infrastructure systems around the world was caused…

July 18, 2024

You probably know at least a few people who have a Milo tattoo but very few who dared to get…

June 29, 2024

NEW YORK — The giant gorilla mascot for New York hardcore luminaries Gorilla Biscuits was finally released after being held…