Tim Graham, Author at HARDTIMES

January 23, 2026

LEBANON, N.H. — Local homemaker Deb Kasper brought her well-worn salad spinner in for its annual service, sources in the…

January 21, 2026

PALM BEACH, Fla. — Conservative political commentator Ben Shapiro rushed to dry out his wife after she told him of…

January 16, 2026

BAGHDAD — Historians recently discovered a sternly worded document from Senator Chuck Schumer’s ancestor that amounted to a “tepid appeal”…

January 4, 2026

FAIRHAVEN, Mass. — A new baby daughter helped local couple Ben and Hannah Brenner reconnect, though her arrival signaled the…

December 29, 2025

UPPER MARLBORO, Md. — Wayne and Heidi Stevens intend to wait out the US’ burgeoning authoritarian regime by consuming an…

December 25, 2025

NEEDHAM, Mass. — A self-avowed super fan of the rock band Geese was surprised by her well-meaning parents with a…

December 20, 2025

KINGSTON, N.Y. — Local tattooist Eddie Greer’s proud tale of drunken excess bears a close resemblance to his friend’s worst…

December 3, 2025

MACON, Ga. — Lionel Quinn, bassist for local band Busted Hump, has no plans to reveal his ignorance of the…

November 17, 2025

SARASOTA, Fla. — Beloved local air guitarist Lance DeStefano is recovering after overdosing on imaginary drugs backstage before a performance,…

November 11, 2025

BURLINGTON, Mass. — ICE agent Wayne Almeida attempted to pick up women at a local bar by showing off his…