So-Called Deicide Fan Gets Into Heaven
HEAVEN — Brock Sterling, a recently deceased metalhead and supposed fan of legendary death metal band Deicide, found himself inexplicably…
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The Next Alex Mack? This Child Was Just Hit by a Hazardous Waste Disposal Truck!
If you grew up in the nineties, it’s highly likely that you spent a lot of time watching Nickelodeon. Classic…
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Bad Religion Saves Money by Having Greg Graffin’s TA Drive the Tour Bus Again
LOS ANGELES — Legendary punk band Bad Religion decided to cut costs for an upcoming tour by having lead singer…
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Banjo Purchase Gives Millennial a Pretty Affordable Mid-Life Crisis
ZION, Ill. — A banjo purchase by 41-year-old Stan Rukowski gave the millennial a decently affordable mid-life crisis, sources report.…
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Why Huffing That Open Container of Paint Thinner I Found in My Parents’ Garage Wasn’t Breaking Edge
Look, I know what you’re thinking. “This guy’s whole identity is centered around being straight-edge, and he just threw it…
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Gonorrhea Outbreak Somehow Not the Worst Part of Bret Michaels Concert
CLEARWATER, Fla. — A gonorrhea outbreak during an outdoor Bret Michaels concert at the BayCare Sound was somehow less unpleasant…
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Hatebreed Fan Looks to Their Lyrics for Inspiration to Overcome Aggravated Assault Charge
SAN DIEGO — Hatebreed fan Scott Tamowsky found inspiration in the band’s lyrics to overcome a recent charge for aggravated…
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Distract Yourself From America’s Rapid Descent Into Authoritarianism With This Ultimate ‘90s Playlist!
Oof, things REALLY aren’t going well right now, are they? It seems like every day our president does something that…
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“Enter Sandman” Voted Best Metallica Song by Random Drunk Dipshits at the Bar
WASHINGTON — A recent poll among the nation’s random drunk dipshits at the bar have declared 1991’s “Enter Sandman” the…
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Oof, That Didn’t Age Well: Five Episodes of “Full House” Where Aunt Becky Offers to Get D.J. Admitted to USC by Bribing the School with $500,000 to Have Her Accepted as a Fake Rowing Recruit
If you’re of millennial age, chances are pretty high that you grew up watching the heavily syndicated sitcom “Full House”.…
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