June 17, 2025
BURGETTSTOWN, Pa. — The mosh pit at a concert by popular metal band Pantera doubled as a team-building activity for…
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June 16, 2025
DES MOINES, Iowa — Newest member of Slipknot Brett Francese found himself struggling to look busy during his first day…
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June 11, 2025
LAS VEGAS — A sound clip from 1989 film “Steel Magnolias” was accidentally used in the beginning of the song…
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June 9, 2025
WASHINGTON — The nation’s fans of progressive metal band Dream Theater stormed the Capitol after the price of Real Dolls,…
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June 6, 2025
Oh no, it happened again! Looks like your neighborhood crust punk got scared and scratched your kid after she got…
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June 6, 2025
BOSTON — Lifelong fan of MTV News commercial segments Randy Colefell found himself going to see thrash metal legends Megadeth…
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June 5, 2025
Welp, your sole pair of Wranglers that you wear to work, shows, dates, restaurants, and even funerals now has a…
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June 5, 2025
FRESNO, Calif. — You expressed confusion over the band Manowar’s inability to get your girlfriend in the mood for sexual…
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June 1, 2025
CHICAGO — Pregnant woman Janice Bonder found herself second-guessing her decision to bring new life into a world where popular…
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May 27, 2025
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — President Donald Trump’s decision to terminate all of the federal government’s remaining contracts with Harvard University resulted…
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