Pantera Mosh Pit Also Serves as Cop Team-Building Activity
BURGETTSTOWN, Pa. — The mosh pit at a concert by popular metal band Pantera doubled as a team-building activity for…
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New Member of Slipknot Told to Look Busy Until the Boss Finds Something for Him to Do
DES MOINES, Iowa — Newest member of Slipknot Brett Francese found himself struggling to look busy during his first day…
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Audio Engineering Mixup Results in Two-Minute Sound Clip From “Steel Magnolias” Being Included in New Mortician Song
LAS VEGAS — A sound clip from 1989 film “Steel Magnolias” was accidentally used in the beginning of the song…
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Dream Theater Fans Storm the Capitol After Tariffs Raise Price of Real Dolls
WASHINGTON — The nation’s fans of progressive metal band Dream Theater stormed the Capitol after the price of Real Dolls,…
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Five Humane Alternatives To Declawing Your Neighborhood Crust Punk
Oh no, it happened again! Looks like your neighborhood crust punk got scared and scratched your kid after she got…
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Diehard MTV News Fan Only Going to Megadeth Show to Hear First Five Seconds of “Peace Sells”
BOSTON — Lifelong fan of MTV News commercial segments Randy Colefell found himself going to see thrash metal legends Megadeth…
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5 Thrash Bands You Might as Well Check Out Since You Don’t Know How To Patch the Hole in Your Only Pair of Jeans
Welp, your sole pair of Wranglers that you wear to work, shows, dates, restaurants, and even funerals now has a…
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Weird! Manowar Not Getting Girlfriend in the Mood
FRESNO, Calif. — You expressed confusion over the band Manowar’s inability to get your girlfriend in the mood for sexual…
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Pregnant Woman Weighing Ethical Considerations of Bringing Child Into World Where Metallica Still Releasing New Music
CHICAGO — Pregnant woman Janice Bonder found herself second-guessing her decision to bring new life into a world where popular…
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Genius Janitors Now Forced To Solve Equations on Own Blackboards Following Trump’s Harvard Contract Cuts
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — President Donald Trump’s decision to terminate all of the federal government’s remaining contracts with Harvard University resulted…
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