Every Bolt Thrower Album Ranked Worst to Best
Within the genre of extreme metal, there are bands that have cemented their places in history, and then there’s Bolt…
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Steve Packosky
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Donald Trump Promises To Bring Fruitopia Vending Machines Back to Public Schools if Elected in Latest Unhinged Rant
LAS VEGAS — Former president Donald Trump told attendees at an outdoor rally that he would bring Fruitopia vending machines…
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Taking the High Road: It’s Been 30 Years Since Insane Clown Posse Released “Santa’s a Fat Bitch” and I’ve Yet to Hear a Response Diss Track
These days, it seems like division is ingrained into the very fabric of our society. Whether it’s politics, religion, or…
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Poser Staind Fan Didn’t Even Storm the Capitol on January 6th
ELLICOTT CITY, Md. — Local resident and supposed Staind fan Brandon Vintner wasn’t even present at the attempted coup on…
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Guy in Crowd with Tucked-In Polo Most Unsettling Part of Black Metal Show
WORCESTER, Mass. — Black metal fan and Watain concert attendee Caleb Anderson’s choice of a tucked-in polo shirt was apparently…
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We Tried to Interview the Bears From the Charmin Commercials, but They Wouldn’t Stop Talking About Their Assholes
We all know the feeling: you’re sitting down with a big, sloppy chicken parm sandwich to revisit an old episode…
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We Interviewed Internet Legend Smarterchild and Didn’t Take Away Much, but Now We Know Despicable Me 4 Is Playing At Loews at 7:15
Numa Numa, Star Wars Kid, Salad Fingers. If you came of age in the early 2000s, you know these references…
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Carcass Merch Table Accepts Cash, Card, Medical Specimens
BALTIMORE — British death metal titans Carcass are reportedly accepting cash, card, and medical specimens in exchange for merch at…
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Opinion: How About We “Open up This Fucking Pit” to New Learning Experiences?
Boy, we sure are having a great time at this deathcore concert, aren’t we? These drop A tunings and inhaled…
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Help! We Tried To Nab Some Easy Nineties Nostalgia Clicks by Interviewing Stephen Gammell and He Trapped Us Inside One of His Drawings
OK, so this one’s at least partially on us. We’ve admittedly been slacking off here at the Hard Times, and…
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