Well, shit. Your favorite band is coming to Sturgis next week, and you’re not about to let Big Brother keep…
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PUEBLO, Colo. — Metalhead James Kingor concluded that it’s just easier to let his family think he’s goth instead of…
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Hey man, thanks for answering my Craigslist ad. The guys are super excited to jam with you. Just one thing,…
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WYTHEVILLE, Va. — Scott Griffith, vocalist and guitarist for black metal band Skogklage, showed himself to be a total poser…
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SAN DIEGO — Metalhead and total poser Greg Borneck had patches for bands that you recognized on his battle vest…
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NEW YORK — Beloved children’s author R.L. Stine was wondering if he should alienate a large swath of people who…
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KANNAPOLIS, N.C. — An iPhone 13 owned by IT professional Justin Deeling achieved sentience after he accidentally left progressive metal…
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Move over, cuck! You’re wrong for assuming you’d receive the same courtesy you show to others, because around here, I…
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WALTERBORO, S.C. — Math rock band SKULK submitted their newest album “Infinities of Perplexion” for peer review before releasing it…
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FORT MYERS, Fla. — Up and coming MAGA rapper Shilla Flo found his career reaching new heights after sexual harassment…
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