Every Chimaira Album Ranked Worst to Best
Chimaira is a metal band from Cleveland founded by Mark Hunter, a vocalist and lyricist who never met a first-draft…
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Every Strapping Young Lad Album Ranked Worst to Best
Strapping Young Lad might be the weirdest metal band from Canada that ever caught any mainstream attention. Originally founded by…
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Every Municipal Waste Album Ranked Worst to Best
Municipal Waste are the premier crossover thrash band from Richmond, Virginia, and for most of their existence has been composed…
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Ranking Fictional Serial Killers by (Probable) Music Taste, Least to Most Pretentious
Like politicians, serial killers tend to have an unjustifiable amount of self-esteem. They see what they’re doing as art or…
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Every Lamb of God Album Ranked Worst to Best
Lamb of God is a groove metal band from Richmond, Virginia. The classic line-up—vocalist Randy Blythe, guitarists Mark Morton and…
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What To Do When Your Shithead Teen Discovers Nietzsche
It happened again. You had an argument with your child. But this time, something was different. Instead of the usual…
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Type O Negative Albums Ranked Worst to Best
Subcultures tend to take themselves way too goddamn seriously. That’s why Type O Negative’s sarcastic take on gothic metal was…
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Every Megadeth Album Ranked Worst to Best
Megadeth is a thrash metal band founded in 1983 and is considered one of the genre’s Big Four. The band’s…
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Every Havok Record Ranked Worst to Best
Ever wished that Slayer’s pathological need to play at cokehead speed was combined with the earworm serpentine riffing of Metallica?…
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Every Pig Destroyer Album Ranked Worst to Best
It’s a waste of time trying to explain the appeal of grindcore to you—or anyone, for that matter. You get…
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