Libertarian Recommends Children Do DoorDash to Settle Lunch Debt
DENVER — Libertarian Rich Fayleson recently advocated on the podcast Debate Me Bro that children who have school-lunch debt should…
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Opinion: I Have a Substack Because I’m an Expert, and I’m an Expert Because I Have a Substack
If you’re looking for true expertise, then look no further than Substack. I know this because I have my own…
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Oh, You’re a Sabaton Fan? Name Three Victories for the Central Powers During World War I
Hey, you with the Sabaton shirt and the over-manicured facial hair that’d make Tony Stark scoff. A power metal fan,…
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Oh, You’re a Strokes Fan? Name Three Pitchfork Writers
You there. Yeah, you. I see you in that, ahem, “vintage” Strokes t-shirt, leaning against the wall in your ripped…
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Opinion: Since It Wasn’t Written And Recorded In France, It’s Actually “Sparkling Wine Supernova”
There is a lot going on in the world right now, but there is one issue that I think people…
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Goth and Metalhead Fight Over Who Gets to Shit on New Deafheaven Album
MILWAUKEE, Wisc. — Local metalhead Zach Schmidt and goth Brandon Cleary got into a heated slap-fight over who was entitled…
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Mel Gibson Announces Feature-Length Sequel to 2006 DUI Arrest Video
LOS ANGELES — Director and grizzled high school shop teacher look-alike Mel Gibson announced this week that his next project,…
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Every Machine Head Album Ranked Worst to Best
Machine Head are an Oakland-based groove metal band formed in 1991 by guitarist and vocalist Robb Flynn at a Metallica…
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Every Fucked Up Album Ranked Worst to Best
Fucked Up are a hardcore punk band formed in 2001 in Toronto, and the best hardcore punk band of the…
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Every Napalm Death Album Ranked Worst to Best
Napalm Death are an influential British grindcore band formed in 1981. Early on, their lineup had some, uh, stability issues,…
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