S.L. Neechski, Author at HARDTIMES

March 20, 2026

Hey, you with the As I Lay Dying t-shirt with the sleeves cut off and swelled-up ankles. You’re a metalcore…

March 18, 2026

Hey, you with the white-kid dreads and those baggy JNCOs with a portable CD player in the giant back pocket.…

March 16, 2026

AUSTIN, Texas — Tesla CEO and impossibly moronic manchild Elon Musk announced this week that Tesla will begin locking the…

March 1, 2026

WORTHINGTON, Mass. — Country musician and patriot cosplayer Aaron Lewis admitted this week that he crowdsourced his new album, “I’m…

January 19, 2026

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Jimmy Fetsar missed a child custody hearing because he was at a bail hearing stemming from a…

January 18, 2026

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Country superstar and mullet aficionado Morgan Wallen recently denied accusations that artificial intelligence was used in the…

January 12, 2026

The world is a threatening place. There’s lotsa scary stuff out there — like Democrat professors denigrating America by bringing…

December 26, 2025

DENVER — Libertarian Rich Fayleson recently advocated on the podcast Debate Me Bro that children who have school-lunch debt should…

September 7, 2025

If you’re looking for true expertise, then look no further than Substack. I know this because I have my own…

July 11, 2025

Hey, you with the Sabaton shirt and the over-manicured facial hair that’d make Tony Stark scoff. A power metal fan,…