JD Vance Spotted Sign Twirling Outside Tesla Dealership
ARLINGTON, Texas — Vice President JD Vance was spotted sign twirling outside of a Tesla dealership today, attempting to convince…
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John Darnielle Reveals Syllabus For Upcoming Album
DURHAM, N.C. – John Darnielle, lead singer of The Mountain Goats, revealed the academic syllabus for the band’s new album…
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New Photos Reveal Jack Antonoff in the Studio With Big Mouth Billy Bass
BERGENFIELD, N.J. — Acclaimed producer Jack Antonoff was seen collaborating with animatronic singing sensation Big Mouth Billy Bass according to…
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Exclusive Text From Dad Reveals Job “You Should Maybe Think About Applying For”
PHILADELPHIA – Local Burnout John Parker admitted he wasn’t surprised to receive an exclusive text from his dad today offering…
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