GWAR Gets Back Wrong Penis Monster Costume from Dry Cleaners
RICHMOND Va. — Heavy metal legends GWAR picked up the wrong penis-clad monster costume from the dry cleaners yesterday in…
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We Listened to Every Sufjan Stevens Album and Now We Are Giving Secret Handjobs in a Cornfield
One of the many enjoyable aspects of writing for The Hard Times is being able to review the artists I…
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Second Coming of Jesus Thwarted by Police
LOS ANGELES — The second coming of Jesus was cut short this past Wednesday when LAPD Ofc. Thomas Andrews opened…
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