12 Weird Accidents That Made Classic Films March 12, 2022 Hollywood is a dream machine, but dreams take a lot of work. A shocking number of iconic cinematic works have… Read More →
6 Cats That Think They’re Fucking Better Than Me (And 4 That Are) March 10, 2022 Cats. They think they’re so fucking above it all, with their fur and their tails and their crepuscular-ass lifestyle. But… Read More →
Help! This Weird Old Man Gave Me a Chocolate Factory and I Keep Finding Bodies Everywhere! March 7, 2022 I was minding my business and enjoying a candy bar when the craziest thing happened! A crowd surrounded me because… Read More →
Punk Keeps Calling Parents’ Guest House His Squat February 19, 2022 HOUSTON — Local punk Colin “Colonic” Birch continues to refer to his parents’ guest house, a two-bedroom A-frame with pool… Read More →
Anthony Kiedis Steps Forward from Shadows After the Word “California” Uttered February 18, 2022 MILWAUKEE — Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis dramatically strode forward from the shadows after the word “California” was… Read More →
I Guess It’s Just Me at the Annual Zwan Appreciation Conference, Once Again February 15, 2022 Who's ready for the best weekend of the year? This guy, right here! And apparently, nobody else because, once again,… Read More →
38-Year-Old at Show Keeps Reminding Himself He’s Having a Good Time February 7, 2022 PITTSBURGH — Local 38-year old man Justin Peterson spent the majority of the show that he is currently reminding himself… Read More →
5 Flirty Ways To Let Your Captor Know You Have Stockholm Syndrome January 31, 2022 Look at them over there, lookin' all cute holding a gun to a bank teller's head. You can't stop thinking… Read More →
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Oh, You’re a Joy Division Fan? Name 3 Ways You’re Working on Your Mental Health, Because We Care About You January 29, 2022 Hey, we heard you’re a real big Joy Division fan. Sure. Uh huh. If you’re such a big fan of… Read More →