Mike Moran, Author at HARDTIMES

December 13, 2025

FRESNO, Calif. — Local man Brett Motts recently monopolized the final 22 seconds of a mutual copulation exchange, reiterating repeatedly…

August 14, 2025

NEW YORK — Longtime hugging volunteer Andy Spencer recently joined in on the trend of asking for gratuities along with…

July 8, 2025

As we all know, “woke” culture has permeated nearly all facets of our American way of life, soaking through to…

June 24, 2025

FLOYD KNOBS, Ind. — A new independent study revealed that basically anything you think happened around 2022, was probably closer…

June 12, 2025

GILLETTE, Wyo. — Local hipster LDS adherent Rafter Barlow, who prefers the term “Josephite” over “Mormon,” is a faithful servant…

December 3, 2023

SEDONA, Ariz. — Local man Shelly Peabody informed his friends in The Tent Pole Pedestal that not only would he…

February 18, 2023

World hunger is something my mother made sure I was educated on from a young age. With one simple instruction,…

August 17, 2022

This year mark’s the 100th anniversary of the Classic German Horror film, Nosferatu: A Symphony of Terror. But unfortunately, the…

February 3, 2021

They say as you grow older, you start to realize you and your folks really aren't all that different. You…

July 2, 2019

LONDON — Legendary Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is completely oblivious that he will soon embark on his final string…