Drummer Using Other Band’s Drum Throne Lines It With Toilet Paper
PATCHOGUE, N.Y. — Jake Stamberg of local metal outfit A Stance Defiant borrowed fellow drummer Michael Fleisher’s drum throne only…
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Mike Moran
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Opinion: My Ex Is a Narcissist… Unless, Maybe You’re Willing To Try and Give It Another Shot, Baby
We survivor types are a special breed. We have weathered the storm and come out the other side stronger. I…
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Devastating: Friend Doesn’t Care if You Pause Movie You Chose While They Go to the Bathroom or Not
Is there anything more catastrophic than introducing a friend to a piece of media you love and assume they will…
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Guy About to Cum Won’t Shut Up About it
FRESNO, Calif. — Local man Brett Motts recently monopolized the final 22 seconds of a mutual copulation exchange, reiterating repeatedly…
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Free Hugs Guy Now Has Tipping Option
NEW YORK — Longtime hugging volunteer Andy Spencer recently joined in on the trend of asking for gratuities along with…
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Opinion: Political Correctness is Ruining Bigotry
As we all know, “woke” culture has permeated nearly all facets of our American way of life, soaking through to…
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New Study Finds that Everything You Thought Was Three Years Ago Was Eight Years Ago
FLOYD KNOBS, Ind. — A new independent study revealed that basically anything you think happened around 2022, was probably closer…
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Mormon Hipster Prefers Earlier Day Saints
GILLETTE, Wyo. — Local hipster LDS adherent Rafter Barlow, who prefers the term “Josephite” over “Mormon,” is a faithful servant…
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Friend Not Able to Make It to Show “In Spirit” Either
SEDONA, Ariz. — Local man Shelly Peabody informed his friends in The Tent Pole Pedestal that not only would he…
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Opinion: Starving Kids in China Should Be More Grateful for All That Broccoli I Finished
World hunger is something my mother made sure I was educated on from a young age. With one simple instruction,…
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