Matt Husser, Author at HARDTIMES

July 31, 2024

INDIANAPOLIS — Nu metal superfan Travis Cornwall reportedly sat his son down to have the “Nookie Talk” after the teenager…

July 23, 2024

CHICAGO — Local residents are reportedly hunkering down and preparing for the worst after Dave Matthews Band’s private jet was…

July 14, 2024

SEATTLE — Jerry Cantrell reportedly revealed that 1992 Alice in Chains hit “Them Bones” was actually inspired by the time…

June 14, 2024

TACOMA, Wash. — Local man Blake Crawford was reportedly heartbroken while attending his 20-year high school reunion after coming to…

May 25, 2024

LOS ANGELES — A late-night quest for the munchies turned tragic after a violent Doritos Locosplosion ripped through a Taco…

May 23, 2024

If you’ve been paying attention to the Trump campaign, you might have noticed a bold change to his appearance. No,…

May 18, 2024

I was looking through some mail I stole when I saw an invitation to the NYC Prince’s Ball, and realized…

May 9, 2024

NEW YORK — Former President Donald Trump proudly declared that unlike Robert F. Kennedy Jr., his brain worms were still…

April 29, 2024

Tallahassee Bob here, and it’s with a heavy heart that I have to announce that my beloved Child Casino and…

April 10, 2024

LOS ANGELES — Crust punk Tim “Ransom” Rollins has reportedly started acting annoyingly sanctimonious ever since he moved into an…