Right Wing Ska Band Flying “Thin Checkered Line” Flag
AMARILLO, Texas — Right wing ska band ‘The Outska Josey Wales’ announced their new political message at a recent show…
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“Sing Like No One is Listening, Dance Like No One is Watching” Sums Up Ska Band’s Last Five Shows
HARTFORD, Conn. — Struggling ska band ‘The Skadventures of Tromb Sawyer’ is reportedly taking the saying ‘sing like no one…
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Kidz Bop Ska Album Sounds Identical to Regular Ska Album
SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — Local dad Martin Daniels was left confused today after realizing a Kidz Bop ska album he…
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Rhino XXL Male Enhancement Pills Secret Recipe Only Known By Two VIPs That Can’t Travel Together
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Protectors of the Rhino XXL Male Enhancement Pills recipe have reportedly been prohibited from traveling together in…
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Lucky Astronauts Still Stranded in Space During Election Year
HOUSTON — Stranded Boeing Starliner astronauts are considering themselves lucky as a delay pushed their return back to February 2025,…
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Maynard James Keenan’s Winery Not Sure What to Do With Pallets of Unsold “Stinkfist Chardonnay”
JEROME, Ariz. — Workers at Maynard James Keenan’s Caduceus Cellars were reportedly debating what to do with pallets of unsold…
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Pro-Palestine March Turns Back Around to Protest Latest War Crime IDF Committed Since Demonstration Began
PORTLAND, Ore. — A pro-Palestine march has reportedly changed courses today after it turned back around to begin a new…
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Ghost Feeling Pressure to Be “On” in Front of Family That Just Moved Into House
BANGOR, Maine — The Ghost of Downing Manor was reportedly feeling pressure to be “on” and haunt the family that…
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RFK Jr. Reminds Voters He Also Keeps a Monkey With a Handgun on His Nightstand For Self Defense If They Wanna Hear About That
NEW YORK — Independent Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reminded voters that he also keeps a monkey with a…
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Nu Metal Dad Sits Teenage Son Down to Have the “Nookie Talk”
INDIANAPOLIS — Nu metal superfan Travis Cornwall reportedly sat his son down to have the “Nookie Talk” after the teenager…
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