Matt Husser, Author at HARDTIMES

November 1, 2024

TUCSON — Local Man Steven Barnes threw away the progress of nine full years of therapy to pursue a brief…

October 29, 2024

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local werewolf Steve Callahan was under fire today after an unexpected transformation left his wolf form trapped…

October 10, 2024

LOS ANGELES — A K9 unit dog was commended during training today after he successfully shut his body cam off…

October 4, 2024

MONTREAL — The lead vocalist of longtime post-rock instrumental band Godspeed You! Black Emperor was reportedly mortified today after learning…

October 3, 2024

HADDONFIELD, Ill. — The National Rifle Association rushed to Michael Myers’ defense today after the famed “Halloween” slasher started killing…

September 29, 2024

FOLSOM, Calif. — Country singer Carlson Swagger brought his cowboy bootlickin’ brand of lawful country music to Folsom Prison today…

September 25, 2024

AMARILLO, Texas — Right wing ska band ‘The Outska Josey Wales’ announced their new political message at a recent show…

September 24, 2024

HARTFORD, Conn. — Struggling ska band ‘The Skadventures of Tromb Sawyer’ is reportedly taking the saying ‘sing like no one…

September 23, 2024

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — Local dad Martin Daniels was left confused today after realizing a Kidz Bop ska album he…

September 8, 2024

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Protectors of the Rhino XXL Male Enhancement Pills recipe have reportedly been prohibited from traveling together in…