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September 25, 2024

AMARILLO, Texas — Right wing ska band ‘The Outska Josey Wales’ announced their new political message at a recent show…

September 24, 2024

HARTFORD, Conn. — Struggling ska band ‘The Skadventures of Tromb Sawyer’ is reportedly taking the saying ‘sing like no one…

September 23, 2024

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — Local dad Martin Daniels was left confused today after realizing a Kidz Bop ska album he…

September 8, 2024

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Protectors of the Rhino XXL Male Enhancement Pills recipe have reportedly been prohibited from traveling together in…

August 31, 2024

HOUSTON — Stranded Boeing Starliner astronauts are considering themselves lucky as a delay pushed their return back to February 2025,…

August 25, 2024

JEROME, Ariz. — Workers at Maynard James Keenan’s Caduceus Cellars were reportedly debating what to do with pallets of unsold…

August 18, 2024

PORTLAND, Ore. — A pro-Palestine march has reportedly changed courses today after it turned back around to begin a new…

August 16, 2024

BANGOR, Maine — The Ghost of Downing Manor was reportedly feeling pressure to be “on” and haunt the family that…

August 6, 2024

NEW YORK — Independent Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reminded voters that he also keeps a monkey with a…

July 31, 2024

INDIANAPOLIS — Nu metal superfan Travis Cornwall reportedly sat his son down to have the “Nookie Talk” after the teenager…