BOSTON — Mark Wahlberg sparked controversy after claiming that Elon Musk's botched penis implant “wouldn't have gone down like that”…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump announced the creation of the new Federal Institute for Regulating Ethnonormality (FIRE) agency that would complement…
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LEXINGTON, Ky. — Self-proclaimed MAGA Christian Cullen Monroe took a moment to remind himself of his core values today with…
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WASHINGTON — As a flurry of new US tariffs continued to shake the world economy, President Trump announced the only…
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EUGENE, Ore. — Tattoo artist Joe Brennan reportedly began to suspect his longtime client was just coming in to get…
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HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — The Butthole Surfers were harassed today by territorial surf locals that were reportedly trying to keep…
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HOUSTON — Conspiracy theorist Giovanni Holland took to YouTube today to reveal a new theory alleging Neil Armstrong faked his…
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NEW YORK — Local one-hit wonder band Owl Tempest reportedly apologized today for failing their fans after only being able…
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NEW YORK — A new independent report revealed that the average veterinarian has an eight-hour wait list due to the…
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LOS ANGELES — Kanye West followed up a Nazi-glorifying rant on 'X' today by announcing the surprise release of his…
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