FRESNO, Calif. — A new welfare stipulation requires recipients to pledge that they will not enjoy any purchased goods from…
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NEW YORK — Conservative cable network Fox News revealed that host Laura Ingraham’s dreams now officially counted as real news…
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FORT DIX, N.J. — The Fort Dix Federal Correctional Institute announced that it has granted Sean “Diddy” Combs conjugal freak-offs,…
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COOS BAY, Ore. — Members of Shivtank made it perfectly clear that they were absolutely not cool being associated with…
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We learned everything we needed to know about dinosaurs from “Jurassic Park.” We learned that velociraptors are clever girls, that…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Popular rideshare app Uber announced a new feature that would match intoxicated riders with intoxicated drivers, confirmed…
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LOS ANGELES — Former child star Ricky Dugan was seen drunkenly Googling “where am I now?” after a night out…
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If you're thinking, "wait, the ‘Euphoria’ cast has time to celebrate birthdays in between smashing each other silly within their…
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CHICAGO – Local man Chad Hester finally made the decision to introduce his “you don’t know what cold weather is”…
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