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Batman Movie Killed on Way to Theatre

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — The Batman, the long delayed standalone Batman film starring Ben Affleck was killed on its way to the box office this evening,…

‘Punk Is Dead’ Stance Enters Fourth Decade

CHICAGO — Local curmudgeon Benjamin Dahl reaffirmed his decades-old “punk is dead” stance shortly after procuring tickets to the It’s Not Dead Fest, according to…