Kyle Donley, Author at HARDTIMES

April 27, 2025

Are you a man over 30 with a little tummy and weird patches of overgrown body hair sprouting from your…

April 22, 2025

It was unmistakably Eric Andre ordering a Chablis on the rocks next to me at the bar. I’m a pretty…

April 6, 2025

As we all know by now, heaven and hell do not exist, God is a figment of our collective imagination,…

March 24, 2025

31-year old Rancho Cucamonga native Lee Vitrano is the picture of perfect health — a triathlon athlete, personal trainer, and…

March 9, 2025

There I was in the neurologist’s office waiting room, sitting next to Natalie Portman. I couldn’t believe it! She was…

February 27, 2025

To some, it is a delicious dish replete with grilled meats and vegetables, best enjoyed in the company of friends…

December 17, 2024

REHOBOTH BEACH, Del. — Local grindcore fan Nick Heineke recently criticized all death metal for sounding exactly the same, confirmed…

December 1, 2024

I’ve always been a reasonable guy. I don’t believe in supernatural forces or little green aliens. But some things just…

November 18, 2024

Look, I’m not really a religious or spiritual person but I’ve been around the block long enough to know that…

November 7, 2024

APPLETON, Wis. — Local woman Allyson Boyle was completely turned off after discovering that her date Doug Innis referred to…