Heartbreaking: Ghost Of Elliott Smith Still Too Shy To Haunt People
As we all know by now, heaven and hell do not exist, God is a figment of our collective imagination,…
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Heartwarming: LA County Sperm Bank Confirms the Gallon of Semen Pumped From Rod Stewart’s Stomach in the ’80s Has Been Used to Father Over 50 Children!
31-year old Rancho Cucamonga native Lee Vitrano is the picture of perfect health — a triathlon athlete, personal trainer, and…
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8 Other Songs Natalie Portman Said Would Change My Life but Ended Up Just Being Indie Rock From 2004
There I was in the neurologist’s office waiting room, sitting next to Natalie Portman. I couldn’t believe it! She was…
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Sad! This Painfully Shy Man Would Love to Order Fajitas but Cannot Handle the Flashy Presentation
To some, it is a delicious dish replete with grilled meats and vegetables, best enjoyed in the company of friends…
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Grindcore Fan Thinks All Death Metal Sounds the Same
REHOBOTH BEACH, Del. — Local grindcore fan Nick Heineke recently criticized all death metal for sounding exactly the same, confirmed…
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Hold Up! If Columbia House Went Out Of Business 10 Years Ago, Who Keeps Mailing Me These Melissa Etheridge CDs?
I’ve always been a reasonable guy. I don’t believe in supernatural forces or little green aliens. But some things just…
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“Good Riddance” by Green Day Suddenly Starts Playing Every Time I See My Uncle Now and I’m Concerned He Might Be Dying
Look, I’m not really a religious or spiritual person but I’ve been around the block long enough to know that…
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Woman Horrified to Learn the “Fur Baby” Her Date Keeps Referring to Is His Braided Goatee
APPLETON, Wis. — Local woman Allyson Boyle was completely turned off after discovering that her date Doug Innis referred to…
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Embarrassing! This Guy Clearly Started Singing the Words To “Guerrilla Radio” When “Testify” Came On And Everyone In the Car Heard It
Life is full of little embarrassments. Toilet paper on your shoe, forgetting a co-worker’s name, eating an entire bowl of…
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New Study Reveals 92.5 The Scorpion Is Not the Only Station That Rocks
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — A new study from Arizona State University revealed that local radio station 92.5 The Scorpion has not…
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