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Jolie Darrow

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‘America Will Look Vastly Different After November,’ Says Man Discussing ‘Hyrule Warriors’ Launch Day

October 28, 2020

WASHINGTON — Warning his friends and loved ones of the coming weeks and months of uncertainty, local politico Philippe Cruz…

Bernie Sanders Calls on Nintendo to Release Animal Crossing Early

March 15, 2020

BURLINGTON, Vt. — In the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Senator Bernie Sanders has called on Nintendo to preemptively release…

We Tried to Find the Snyder Cut and Now We’re Not Even Sure if Zack Snyder Himself Exists

November 27, 2019

Exhausted Video Game Begs Player to Just Switch to Easy Mode

June 14, 2019

UPPER DARBY, Penn. — After dying 12 times in a five minute span playing The Last of Us, local gamer…