‘The Last of Us’ Video Game Currently in the Works Based on Hit Series of Cutscenes
SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Naughty Dog, creators of The Last of Us, announced today they are working on a video…
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Pedophile Gets Some Canvassing In for Bloomberg While He’s Already Going Door-to-Door
EL PASO, Texas — Convicted pedophile Marcus Fleming killed two birds with one stone earlier today when he canvassed for…
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‘How it Should Have Ended’ Sparks Controversy With Video ‘How the Iraq War Should Have Ended’
LOS ANGELES — Fans of hit YouTube animated series How It Should Have Ended have erupted in anger after the…
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DNC Backfire: Millions Plan to Write-In ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ for President After ‘Vote Blue No Matter Who’ Campaign
WASHINGTON — Democratic National Committee officials are reportedly scrambling to fix their Vote Blue Matter Who campaign now that it…
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Review: Critics Are Too Hard on ‘Sonic,’ Which Is Fun for the Whole Family, Just Like Olive Garden
While Sonic himself may say gotta go fast, we as reviewers gotta be asked: why so harsh on our blue…
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CNN Political Analysts Explain First Is the Worst, Second Is the Best, Third Is the One With the Hairy Chest
NEW YORK — Political analysts sitting around the CNN roundtable explained to viewers today after the decisive New Hampshire primary…
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Netflix Reportedly Testing New Feature That Just Lets You Say You’ve Seen ‘Ozark’
LOS ANGELES — Netflix programmers are reportedly working on a new feature that lets viewers just say they’ve already seen…
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Aspiring Terrorist Deletes Every Mean Tweet About ISIS After Applying for Job There
KANSAS CITY, Miss. — Local rabble rouser and aspiring terrorist Shaun Norris reportedly deleted all of his social media posts…
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Cute Simplistic Art Style Totally Unrelated to Indie Dev’s Limitations as Designer
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — The refreshing barebones art style of critically acclaimed indie video game Bird Brain has reportedly nothing to…
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Billy Mitchell Stripped of Wife After Being Caught Cheating
WESTON, Fla. — Famed video game player Billy Mitchell has found himself surrounded by controversy once again after being caught…
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