Jeremy Kaplowitz, Author at HARDTIMES

April 28, 2020

NEW YORK — The residents of New York City have begun applauding out their windows every single day at three…

April 27, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Cats director Tom Hooper suggested on social media today that theaters could re-release Cats once the quarantine…

April 27, 2020

Most writers like movies that are good and dislike movies that are bad, letting the internet decide who deserves the…

April 27, 2020

NEW HORIZONS — Fans worldwide were disappointed to discover that the celebrity who visited someone’s Animal Crossing: New Horizons island…

April 25, 2020

PYONGYANG — North Korea’s mother has demanded that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un give his little sister Kim Yo-jong a turn…

April 22, 2020

NEW YORK — Quarantined Manhattan resident Jesse Whittle is reportedly replaying Spider-Man on the PlayStation 4 just to remember what…

April 12, 2020

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local Brooklynite Mario Mario was reportedly unable to get his resume under 10 pages following a bout…

April 11, 2020

LOS ANGELES — In an effort to prevent the spread of coronavirus to those in a local Trader Joe’s, actor…

April 9, 2020

BURLINGTON, Vt. — Senator Bernie Sanders has reportedly received a mysterious white letter with a red seal less than a…

April 8, 2020

LOS ANGELES — A new video game is in production by a group of gamers and is intended to appeal…