Group of Lifelong Friends Ruins Franchise by Adding Child Character
NEW YORK — A group of lifelong friends prepared to have their dynamic changed this week as the announcement was…
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U.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by Christmas
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump took to Twitter last night to announce that all American forces currently serving overseas in…
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Twitch Streamer Rigged to Explode If Game Drops Below 30 FPS
LOS ANGELES — Professional streamer Sandra Cruz — known online as CruzControl2 — strapped a series of bombs to her…
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God Uses McRib to Create Female Companion for Ronald McDonald
WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Patrons at a local McDonalds restaurant were caught off guard earlier this week as God, alleged…
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Isle Delfino Residents Guessing at Political Message Behind New Banksy Piece
ISLE DELFINO — Residents of Isle Delfino were left shocked and amazed this week as a mysterious public art installation…
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Massive Data Breach Reveals Unused Character Model for Niles Crane in ‘Cheers’ Source Code
BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Fans of the classic NBC sitcom Cheers rejoiced today as a massive data breach revealed that long-gestating rumors regarding…
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