5 Switch Games You Need to Play Before You Die, Which Will Be Soon!
The Nintendo Switch has been around for a few years now, but you only have so much time in your…
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Couple Offers Bonus Grandchild as Patreon-Exclusive Content
DAVENPORT, Iowa — Agnes and Leon Moore announced today that their forthcoming second child would be Patreon-exclusive content, according to…
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Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself
OMAHA, Neb. — Local therapist Dr. James Walters told Mario Maker Twitch streamer Mark “NobodyLovesLuigi37” Rogers that he needs to…
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‘If You Only Watch One Anime, Watch Attack on Titan,’ Says Friend Who Has Watched Exactly One Anime
TOLEDO, Ohio — Local anime enthusiast Steven Walters has been telling all his friends and acquaintances that if they watch…
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Andrew Yang Proposes Universal Crunchyroll Premium for Americans
NEW YORK — With the recent announcement of a price hike for Crunchyroll’s premium subscription service, Democratic presidential candidate Andrew…
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Bernie Sanders Looking for Couch to Crash on in New Hampshire For Next 11 Months
MANCHESTER, N. H. — Democratic Presidential Candidate Bernie Sanders announced today that he is seeking additional staff for his election…
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Every Member of Anarchist Band FBI Plant
PHILADELPHIA — Local anarchist punk band Hidden Rebellion discovered yesterday that every member of the group is actually an FBI…
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