Guitarist Wakes Up From Five-Year Solo January 6, 2016 HEMPSTEAD, NY - Family and friends of local guitarist James Kenney rejoiced early this morning, as the musician awoke from his coma-like state after playing… Read More →
Guy Trying to Discreetly Fix Thing He Broke at House Show Gives Up November 12, 2015 SARASOTA, Fla. – Sources confirmed show-goer Ethan Clark abandoned his panicked attempts to fix a lamp he broke during a… Read More →
Old Guy Looking out of Place at Show Apparently Local Legend October 21, 2015 PHILADELPHIA — The mysterious old guy seen wandering around aimlessly at last night’s show is apparently a local scene legend… Read More →
Family of Missing Punk Desperately Searching for Less Embarrassing Photo July 3, 2015 VICTORIA, Texas -- The parents of a man who has been missing for over a week is desperately hoping someone… Read More →