I Don’t Have a Straight Edge Problem, I Can Start Drinking Whenever I Want December 19, 2017 First things first: this is bullshit. Don’t come at me with your judgmental assumptions. There’s nothing wrong with what I’m… Read More →
Man in Line for Blade Runner 2049 Already Prefers Director’s Cut October 5, 2017 DENVER — Self-proclaimed film buff Logan Dwyer announced that the theatrical release of Blade Runner 2049 is inferior to the… Read More →
New America’s Army Drone Warfare Expansion Features Suspiciously Lifelike Graphics August 15, 2017 SAN DIEGO, Cali. — Aerial Domination, the new drone-themed expansion pack for the Army-sponsored military shooter America’s Army, has earned… Read More →
Local Creep Way Too Supportive of Lesbian Lifestyle August 13, 2017 DENVER — Semi-professional photographer Dennis Bachmann stands accused this morning of overenthusiastically supporting same-sex female relationships, according to multiple creeped… Read More →
