March 9, 2018
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump was seen anxiously wringing his hands in the Oval Office for several hours after accepting…
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December 19, 2017
First things first: this is bullshit. Don’t come at me with your judgmental assumptions. There’s nothing wrong with what I’m…
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October 5, 2017
DENVER — Self-proclaimed film buff Logan Dwyer announced that the theatrical release of Blade Runner 2049 is inferior to the…
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August 15, 2017
SAN DIEGO, Cali. — Aerial Domination, the new drone-themed expansion pack for the Army-sponsored military shooter America’s Army, has earned…
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August 13, 2017
DENVER — Semi-professional photographer Dennis Bachmann stands accused this morning of overenthusiastically supporting same-sex female relationships, according to multiple creeped…
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